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THE WHACK PACK
June 13, 2008
Which QB gives Green
Bay the best chance
of getting to the
Super Bowl?
I am baffled by
their cavalier
attitude toward
Favre's return...
They had better take
note:
- Denver has been lost since the retirement of John Elway.
- Miami has not been relevant since the departure of Dan Marino.
- The 49er's have not been a San Francisco treat since Steve Young
entered the broadcast booth.
- Dallas misses Troy Aikman more than a fat kid misses cake...
Bottom line:
Quarterback is the
thinnest position in
all of sports.
Without Favre, the
Pack is not back, in
fact they will be on
vacation... like
their GM.
p.s. - The Lions
have not had a Major
League QB since
Bobby Layne...
How'd that work out
for them?
C'Mon Cubs
July 2, 2008
It
would be good for
baseball. It would
be great for Cub
Fans. It would be
terrific for
Chicago'ans...at
least the north-siders.
It's 2008, exactly
100 years since the
Chicago Cubs won the
World Series. If
losing builds
character, then the
Cubs have enough
character to last
the rest of the
millenium.
And even though the
Cubs are in first
place, people
remember 1969 when
the Cubs had a
9-game lead over the
Cincinnati Reds
overtook them.
And I was there in
1984, when they led
the Padres 2-0 in
the best of five
series, before
falling in Game 5 at
San Diego, leaving
their fans empty
again.
And in 2003, while
Bartman's glove
helped to blow a 3-2
lead over the
Florida Marlins
while saving
shortstop Alex
Gonzalez' reputation
since his error was
the bigger factor
that everyone
forgets about.
Perhaps though, the
will of the great
George Will might
prevail. As the
consummate Cub fan,
Will's pragmatism is
due to work in his
favor.
One hundred years is
long enough, c'mon
Cubs.
The Games Go
On
June 30, 2008
In Grand Blanc,
Michigan these last
four days, believe
it or not, there was
a golf tournament.
Yes, even though
Tiger Woods wasn't
there, the games
went on anyway. The
Buick Open proceeded
as planned. It's not
the same of course,
but it's not
drudgery either. I
know we've forgotten
what it was like
back in 1996, that
was the last year
the PGA Tour was
sans Eldrick Woods.
Then after winning
the Masters in 1997
by about a million
strokes, it's been
Tiger vs. the World
every tournament.
And that's OK.
Thanks to Tiger's
contributions, I
believe Golf will
not only do very
well for the
remainder of 2008,
but possibly even
better. Who might
emerge as a true
rival that can
compete with him on
Day 4?
There are still (2)
Majors left, plus
the Rider Cup. Do
you really think
people will stop
watching?
In the meantime, you
can look for Tiger
to return better
than ever by March
of 2008. And the
same people that are
watching now, will
be watching then.
And the number is
bigger than ever.
They choke all
the
time...apparently
June 27, 2008
First it was Latrell
Sprewell. A
conversation with
his coach PJ
Carlesimo went awry
so he choked him.
Then it was Pedro
Martinez. During a
bench clearing
brawl, he grabbed
76-year old Don
Zimmer by the neck
and threw him down.
Now, Bobby Chacon, a
pitcher for the
Houston Astros was
told by GM Ed Wade
he would have to go
to the bullpen to
keep his job. His
job pays $3 million
a year, but Chacon
felt slighted and
decided to take
matters into his own
hands.
Now, Chacon is out
of a job. So is
Sprewell, and his
house is being
foreclosed. And
Pedro Martinez is
still inactive and
was never the same
after his incident.
I
never liked the term
'choke' I think it's
unfair. But
sometimes athletes
choke off the field,
like these three
did, and now they
are all paying a
severe price.
Who's next?
Is Adam on the
eve?
June 26, 2008
Don
Imus is at it
again...sort of.
What's new, he's
been popping off for
over 30-years but
now he's a marked
man, so even when he
allegedly means
well, he gets
blasted.
The irony is that
he's getting the
heat from a guy that
has no wiggle room.
Adam 'don't call me
Pac Man' Jones said
that he would 'pray'
for Don Imus upon
hearing his latest
rant that the reason
Jones had been
arrested 6 times was
because he was
black.
The whole thing is
so twisted and
convoluted that it's
not even worth
re-hashing. But Adam
Jones acting
sanctimonious is
like praying that
Bill Gates finds an
extra $5 in his
wallet, or that Amy
Winehouse takes up
Yoga and pilates,
even though it won't
do much for her
emphysema.
I personally am
rooting for Adam
Jones. He's an
electrifying
football player that
could be the missing
link the Cowboys
need to get back to
the Super Bowl. But
he needs to worry
about himself,
because right now
he's only eligible
for the pre-season,
and he's hoping that
Roger Goodell will
give him the
thumbs-up for the
regular season.
When it comes down
to it Jones is
always on the eve of
destruction, or
possibly on the eve
of reforming, we'll
have to wait and
see. Maybe Don Imus
can pray for him, it
wouldn't hurt.
90 and 60 ft/
6 inches, that's
what matters
June
24, 2008
There's been
consternation lately
about the DH during
inter-league play.
Hank Steinbrenner's
comments were
hilarious. There are
two things I know
for sure. The
American League will
never get rid of the
DH, and the National
League will never
adopt it.
The second thing I
know for sure is
that change is
inevitable in
baseball. That's all
there's been. Since
1965 we've seen
Astroturf, Domed
Stadiums, Divisional
play, the Wild-Card,
Inter-league play,
the DH of course,
more expansion, the
return to
old-fashioned
stadiums and on and
on and on.
Now they're even
talking about
instant replay. The
game gets more
popular every year
and as long as they
keep the bases 90
feet apart and the
pitching distance at
60ft/6inches,
everything else is
fair game.
One other thing that
will never change,
you can always count
on a Steinbrenner to
stir the pot.
What in the
Matt Hill is going
on here?
June 20, 2008
By
now you've probably
seen the video on
ESPN, CNN, FoxNews
or maybe on YouTube.
On May 31st in the
State High School
Championship
baseball game in
Georgia, with his
team trailing 9-1,
catcher Matt Hill
ducked under a
letter high fastball
and it plunked the
home plate umpire
right in the
coconut.
He
was wearing a mask
and was un-hurt, but
it still didn't feel
good. And, it looked
worse. In total
denial, young Mr.
Hill simply said
he'd been crossed up
and looked like he
was trying to block
a curveball in the
dirt. Yeah, right...
Well, if that's the
case, then your
prospects of playing
at the next level
look dim to me. And
it turns out they
are. Matt Hill was
scheduled to become
a preferred walk-on
next season at
Gordon College in
Barnesville,
Georgia. But when
Coach McClanahan saw
the video he told
Hill to stay home
and don' t bother.
"We don't need you,"
he said.
Good call Coach, bad
call Matt. Now
you've crossed
yourself up.
They wore red,
but no one was
seeing red
June 18, 2008
First, I'll take my
medicine. On
Monday's blog I
predicted Rocco
Mediate would win
the 18-hole playoff
and defeat Tiger
Woods to win the US
Open. The reasons
are below, and I
came pretty close
but I was wrong.
But for such a
highly charged
event, the friendly
competition between
two consummate pros
made for great
theatre. It started
on the practice tee
when Rocco showed up
in a red shirt.
"Nice shirt," Tiger
replied as everyone
knows Tiger Woods
always wears red on
Day 4.
"Hey," Rocco said,
"today is Monday,
you always wear red
on Sunday!" Mediate
admitted that not
only was he not
making a transparent
attempt to get
inside Tiger's head,
he knew that nobody
can really get
inside Tigers head.
Both came back from
deficits, but in the
end, Mr. Woods hit
one more clutch putt
and took home the
trophy, his 14th
career Major. He's
only four behind
Jack Nicklaus now,
and it really is his
birthright to be the
greatest golfer of
all time.
But for this years
US Open, there were
actually three
winners. Woods won
the tournament,
Mediate won respect
and admiration from
his peers, and the
fans won too.
Everybody went home
happy, and no one
was seeing red.
Tiger's Tale
June 16, 2008
I
am writing the blog
just minutes after
Tiger Woods has sunk
a long birdie putt
to force a playoff
against Rocco
Mediate in the US
Open at Torrey
Pines. Unlike other
tournaments, it is
not a sudden death
playoff, but rather
an 18-hole match on
Monday for the right
to win this
prestigious major.
Tiger of course will
be the prohibitive
favorite but Circa
2008, that doesn't
seem to mean a lot.
First the New
England Patriots
found out the hard
way after falling to
the NY Giants in the
final seconds of
Super Bowl XXII.
Nobody, and I mean
nobody thought New
England would lose a
game this season
when they started
their roll, but they
did.
Meanwhile last week
Big Brown was
prohibitive favorite
to win the first
Triple-Crown since
1978. And, after
Casino Drive was a
scratch due to
injury it was
believed that no
other horse in the
Belmont Field could
run with Big Brown.
But, alas, the
favorite didn't win,
but rather a 38-1
longshot did.
By
the time I update
this blog on Tuesday
June 17th, we'll
know the results so
I'm sticking my neck
out and predicting
the favorite will
not prevail. Rocco
Mediate has played
steady golf, while
Tiger has run the
gamut from throwing
clubs, kicking his
bag and stomping his
foot...to the
open-ended joy of
dropping some
miracle shots.
Past is prologue, I
am expecting the
unexpected and if
I'm wrong, we'll
revisit it
Wednesday.
I
don't however, think
I'm wrong...
Choke or
Comeback?
June
13, 2008
When the Celtics
trailed by 24 points
Thursday night, even
announcer Jeff Van
Gundy said, "I'll go
out on a limb and
say this series is
going to be tied at
2-2.
Van Gundy's work has
been solid, and he's
been humorous as
well but he wasn't
joking here. For the
LA Lakers to blow a
lead of that size at
home where they're
9-0 during the
playoffs is
unfathomable! But,
it happened.
This series is
living up to the
hype but for all the
wrong reasons.
Frankly, it's been
dull but I can't
stop watching.
People in Boston
must be going crazy,
they're have a
renaissance like no
other. The New
England Patriots and
the Boston Red Sox
have been off the
hook, and now their
beloved Celtics are
about to deliver
their first NBA
crown since 1985.
Yes, they were there
in 1987, but lost to
the Lakers.
It's not over yet,
but I bet even Jeff
Van Gundy doesn't
think the Lakers can
rally to win three
straight. That's my
way of going out on
a limb.
Once a Kid,
always a Kid
June 11, 2008
When Ken Griffey Jr.
hit his 600th home
run the other night,
it seemed like it
played to little or
no fanfare. Maybe
it's because the
story didn't involve
steroids, HGH, the
cream and the clear,
a DUI, a gambling
charge, another DUI,
failure to pay child
support, or any
other nefarious
headline.
The 'Kid' as he was
once known is a lock
to be a first ballot
Hall-of-Famer.
First, 600 is the
new 500. But more
importantly most
astute observers
feel that had this
young man been able
to stay healthy,
he'd probably be
chasing Babe Ruth,
Hank Aaron and Barry
Bonds as we speak.
Think I'm joking?
...Think again.
In
the last several
years alone due to
injury he's missed
over 450 games, and
that means at least
2,000 plate
appearances. Given
the fact he's
averaged a Home Run
every 16 at-bats or
so, it's safe to say
he'd have another
140 roundtrippers at
least.
So, were left to
wonder what might
have been. But the
good news is that no
injury can keep him
from Cooperstown.
That's more than you
can say for other
luminaries like
Rose,
Conseco,Clemens,
Palmeiro, et al.
Frankly were left to
wonder what might
have been for them
too, had they not
partaken allegedly
(ha!) in
extracurricular
enhancements.
The Kid is clean and
home free, and
ironically it only
appeared on the back
pages.
Go
figure...
The Circle of
Life
June 9, 2008
In
the afterglow of the
Detroit Red Wings
Stanley Cup
celebration, a nice
little story emerged
but you first you
have to travel back
to 1997 with me to
get the origin.
Longtime legendary
Wings announcer
Bruce Martyn had
retired the year
before and in all
his years had never
gotten to call a
Stanley Cup Final.
First-year man Ken
Kal knew the Wings
were on the verge of
sweeping the Flyers
as they took a 3-0
lead in the series,
so in Game 4 he
called Martyn and
invited him to
broadcast the 2nd
period of the
deciding Game 4. It
was a gesture that
was terrific.
Fast forward to last
Wednesday's Game 6
decider against
Pittsburgh. Kal had
laryngitis so badly
that his backup, Ken
Daniels was pressed
into service and did
a fine job as Kal's
backup until 17
seconds to go in the
game.
He
beckoned for Ken Kal
to make the final
call announcing the
Wings Stanley Cup
victory and Kal did
just that, proving
that on the ice and
even in the booth,
the Detroit Red
Wings have featured
the best teamwork in
Hockey since 1997.
Are the Rays
for real?
June
6, 2008
They've been lost in
the shuffle. The
hockey and
basketball playoffs
have garnered the
attention of sports
fans and unless you
live in Tampa,
Florida you may not
have noticed there
might be another
upstart champion in
the making. They
have young strong
arms, a great
defense, off the
charts athleticism
and they're learning
how to win. The
Boston Red Sox are
in their way but
take a look at how
things have shaped
up this millennium
as far as the World
Series.
Expansion teams
Arizona and the
Florida Marlins
captured titles in
2001 and 2003
respectively. The
Angels got their
first ever World
Championship in
2002. Meanwhile the
White Sox broke
their 60 year
drought in 2005. And
the Red Sox broke
their 95-year curse
in 2004 and came
back to repeat the
feat again last
season. Meanwhile
the St. Louis
Cardinals won in
2006 after winning
only 83 games that
season.
So, before you
pooh-pooh the 'Boys
of Hurricane Season'
just remember that
so far this century,
every single team
that wasn't supposed
to win it all, did
just that...
It's going to be a
long, hot summer.
Play Ball!
Did Flip flop?
June 4, 2008
In
July 2005 Flip
Saunders was hired
to coach the Detroit
Pistons. He
succeeded Larry
Brown and was given
a 4-year deal. After
going 176-70 in
three seasons and
making it to the
Conference finals
every year, he was
fired.
That's the way of
the sportsworld now.
Win or you're out,
there are no moral
victories, there are
no atta-boys, unless
of course you're
Jerry Sloan or Red
Klotz.
The truth is, I
don't think GM Joe
Dumars really wanted
to fire Flip
Saunders. He's a
very good coach that
never really got his
props. He's smart,
and he's not a bad
guy to work for, he
just ran up against
three straight teams
that wanted it more
than his team did.
If Boston wins it
all, then Flip will
have the consolation
of knowing that it
took the eventual
World Champion to
eliminate his troops
in two of the three
years.
Shed no tears for
Mr. Saunders. In
this day and age of
$4.00/gallon gas,
foreclosures,
unemployment and
general malaise,
Saunders will have
enough money for the
next several
Saunders
generations.
But for now, he has
no job...
Can it live up
to the hype?
June
2, 2008
Sometimes things
really do go
according to plan.
Just remember you
can plan everything
but the outcome.
Even I can't make up
my own mind. After
declaring Boston
champions eight
weeks ago, I threw
them under the bus
Friday. Then they go
out and clinch, on
the road! in
Detroit! in six
games!
Pick your own story
angle before
Thursday... Can Kobe
win one without Shaq?
Can Phil 'Big Chief
Triangle' Jackson
win his 10th? Can
Kevin Garnett get
his 1st? Will Paul
Pierce's patience
pay off? (Just last
year he was part of
a team that lost 18
in a row!) Will Ray
Allen stay hot?
Will Doc Rivers be
vindicated? Will Red
Auerbach spin in his
grave? Meanwhile
Laker GM Mitch
Kupchak must be
pinching himself so
he doesn't wake up.
Last year at this
time his star was on
National Radio
demanding a trade,
his boss was getting
pinched for a DWI
and Pau was some guy
in Memphis that was
playing second
fiddle to Elvis.
Boston-LA, can it
live up to the hype?
How can it NOT live
up to the hype!?
Be Careful
What you Wish For
May 30, 2008
It's the series
nobody predicted at
the beginning of the
year, it's the
series the Network
executives want, but
for the fans, if the
Celtics end up
playing the Lakers
in the Finals, I
believe it will
everything I think
it wasn't... and
less.
I
know in an earlier
blog prior to the
start of the
playoffs, I said
Boston would meet LA
in the finals and
win. I take a
mulligan. After
watching KG and
company cause their
17 point lead to
evaporate like an
ice cube on a 140
degree day in the
Mohave desert, I'm
sorry, but this
group is not ready
for Prime Time.
Their collective
basketball IQ at
times, is brutal.
They pass up open
shots, they commit
ridiculous fouls,
they attempt passes
that are high on
style points and low
on efficiency and
when they get a
lead, they play 'not
to lose! Listen to
Jeff Van Gundy, he's
been spot-on with
his analysis.
Do
you really want to
see that? There will
be no drama, Boston
really can't win on
the road in this
year's tournament,
and the Lakers will
simply scare them
off the court. I
respect that Danny
Ainge's experiment
has worked until
now, but the finals
are a whole
different animal.
Of
course the green and
white still has to
beat the Pistons one
more time, and that
won't be easy. And I
don't think Parish,
McHale, Bird, DJ or
Ainge are walking
through that door
anytime soon.
Now Detroit and LA?
A replay of 1988,
1989, and 2004?
Lower ratings for
sure, but better
games that would be
more hotly contested
for the
fans...That's for
sure, too.
Not A Good
Time Charlie
May 27, 2008
I've had about
enough of Charlie
Weis. First, he
strolls into town as
the sanctimonious
voice of reason and
in his first three
years, he goes
22-15, yet manages
to get himself about
a 40 year extension.
In case you've
forgotten, his
predecessor Tyrone
Willingham went
21-15 and was given
a one-way ticket out
of town.
Ironically, he has
managed to avoid any
scrutiny regarding
spygate, lest we
forget as the
Offensive
Coordinator of the
New England
Patriots, ostensibly
he benefitted the
most from any
unauthorized film.
When asked last week
he shrugged off
reporters in typical
Weis arrogant
fashion. Notre Dame
had better start to
take note. Gerry
Faust was a good man
that was in over his
head. Lou Holtz is
the consummate
winner, but
tarnished the Golden
Dome with some
questionable
activity.
Weis is not a good
guy in my book and
he can't win, not a
good parlay.
This will be an
interesting season.
There are only two
types of fans in
life: Those who love
Notre Dame, and
those who hate Notre
Dame. Right now
Charlie Weis is on
the clock, and in
the meantime, I
don't like him...
The Shot Seen
around the world
May 23, 2008
It's turning out to
not be such a good
year for Chelsea...
Clinton, or the
Chelsea Soccer Club.
In a dramatic finish
against Manchester
United Wednesday,
Captain John Terry
needed only to make
a PK and it would've
been game, set,
match.
Not so fast. A
Moscow crowd of
70,000 that featured
40,000 transients
from England
guffawed, cheered,
cried, screamed and
probably lost their
minds as either
their favorite team
won, or lost and it
showed that soccer
can be relevant.
In
90 degree heat in
Southern California
people congregated
in bars and eating
establishments in
the early AM and
they wouldn't have
done it if they
didn't care.
Given today's
immense media
coverage, and
worldwide instant
access to
information, John
Terry's missed PK
has made soccer
relevant again... At
least for now.
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