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THE WHACK PACK
June 13, 2008

Which QB gives Green Bay the best chance of getting to the Super Bowl?

I am baffled by their cavalier attitude toward Favre's return... They had better take note:

  - Denver has been lost since the retirement of John Elway.

  - Miami has not been relevant since the departure of Dan Marino.

  - The 49er's have not been a San Francisco treat since Steve Young
    entered the broadcast booth.

  - Dallas misses Troy Aikman more than a fat kid misses cake...

Bottom line: Quarterback is the thinnest position in all of sports. Without Favre, the Pack is not back, in fact they will be on vacation... like their GM.

p.s. - The Lions have not had a Major League QB since Bobby Layne...
How'd that work out for them?


C'Mon Cubs
July 2, 2008


It would be good for baseball. It would be great for Cub Fans. It would be terrific for Chicago'ans...at least the north-siders.

It's 2008, exactly 100 years since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. If losing builds character, then the Cubs have enough character to last the rest of the millenium.

And even though the Cubs are in first place, people remember 1969 when the Cubs had a 9-game lead over the Cincinnati Reds overtook them.

And I was there in 1984, when they led the Padres 2-0 in the best of five series, before falling in Game 5 at San Diego, leaving their fans empty again.

And in 2003, while Bartman's glove helped to blow a 3-2 lead over the Florida Marlins while saving shortstop Alex Gonzalez' reputation since his error was the bigger factor that everyone forgets about.

Perhaps though, the will of the great George Will might prevail. As the consummate Cub fan, Will's pragmatism is due to work in his favor.

One hundred years is long enough, c'mon Cubs.


The Games Go On
June 30, 2008

In Grand Blanc, Michigan these last four days, believe it or not, there was a golf tournament. Yes, even though Tiger Woods wasn't there, the games went on anyway. The Buick Open proceeded as planned. It's not the same of course, but it's not drudgery either. I know we've forgotten what it was like back in 1996, that was the last year the PGA Tour was sans Eldrick Woods.

Then after winning the Masters in 1997 by about a million strokes, it's been Tiger vs. the World every tournament. And that's OK. Thanks to Tiger's contributions, I believe Golf will not only do very well for the remainder of 2008, but possibly even better. Who might emerge as a true rival that can compete with him on Day 4?

There are still (2) Majors left, plus the Rider Cup. Do you really think people will stop watching?

In the meantime, you can look for Tiger to return better than ever by March of 2008. And the same people that are watching now, will be watching then. And the number is bigger than ever.


They choke all the time...apparently
June 27, 2008

First it was Latrell Sprewell. A conversation with his coach PJ Carlesimo went awry so he choked him. Then it was Pedro Martinez. During a bench clearing brawl, he grabbed 76-year old Don Zimmer by the neck and threw him down.

Now, Bobby Chacon, a pitcher for the Houston Astros was told by GM Ed Wade he would have to go to the bullpen to keep his job. His job pays $3 million a year, but Chacon felt slighted and decided to take matters into his own hands.

Now, Chacon is out of a job. So is Sprewell, and his house is being foreclosed. And Pedro Martinez is still inactive and was never the same after his incident.

I never liked the term 'choke' I think it's unfair. But sometimes athletes choke off the field, like these three did, and now they are all paying a severe price.

Who's next?


Is Adam on the eve?
June 26, 2008

Don Imus is at it again...sort of. What's new, he's been popping off for over 30-years but now he's a marked man, so even when he allegedly means well, he gets blasted.

The irony is that he's getting the heat from a guy that has no wiggle room. Adam 'don't call me Pac Man' Jones said that he would 'pray' for Don Imus upon hearing his latest rant that the reason Jones had been arrested 6 times was because he was black.

The whole thing is so twisted and convoluted that it's not even worth re-hashing. But Adam Jones acting sanctimonious is like praying that Bill Gates finds an extra $5 in his wallet, or that Amy Winehouse takes up Yoga and pilates, even though it won't do much for her emphysema.

I personally am rooting for Adam Jones. He's an electrifying football player that could be the missing link the Cowboys need to get back to the Super Bowl. But he needs to worry about himself, because right now he's only eligible for the pre-season, and he's hoping that Roger Goodell will give him the thumbs-up for the regular season.

When it comes down to it Jones is always on the eve of destruction, or possibly on the eve of reforming, we'll have to wait and see. Maybe Don Imus can pray for him, it wouldn't hurt.


90 and 60 ft/ 6 inches, that's what matters
June 24, 2008

There's been consternation lately about the DH during inter-league play. Hank Steinbrenner's comments were hilarious. There are two things I know for sure. The American League will never get rid of the DH, and the National League will never adopt it.

The second thing I know for sure is that change is inevitable in baseball. That's all there's been. Since 1965 we've seen Astroturf, Domed Stadiums, Divisional play, the Wild-Card, Inter-league play, the DH of course, more expansion, the return to old-fashioned stadiums and on and on and on.

Now they're even talking about instant replay. The game gets more popular every year and as long as they keep the bases 90 feet apart and the pitching distance at 60ft/6inches, everything else is fair game.

One other thing that will never change, you can always count on a Steinbrenner to stir the pot.


What in the Matt Hill is going on here?
June 20, 2008

By now you've probably seen the video on ESPN, CNN, FoxNews or maybe on YouTube. On May 31st in the State High School Championship baseball game in Georgia, with his team trailing 9-1, catcher Matt Hill ducked under a letter high fastball and it plunked the home plate umpire right in the coconut.

He was wearing a mask and was un-hurt, but it still didn't feel good. And, it looked worse. In total denial, young Mr. Hill simply said he'd been crossed up and looked like he was trying to block a curveball in the dirt. Yeah, right...

Well, if that's the case, then your prospects of playing at the next level look dim to me. And it turns out they are. Matt Hill was scheduled to become a preferred walk-on next season at Gordon College in Barnesville, Georgia. But when Coach McClanahan saw the video he told Hill to stay home and don' t bother. "We don't need you," he said.

Good call Coach, bad call Matt. Now you've crossed yourself up.


They wore red, but no one was seeing red
June 18, 2008

First, I'll take my medicine. On Monday's blog I predicted Rocco Mediate would win the 18-hole playoff and defeat Tiger Woods to win the US Open. The reasons are below, and I came pretty close but I was wrong.

But for such a highly charged event, the friendly competition between two consummate pros made for great theatre. It started on the practice tee when Rocco showed up in a red shirt. "Nice shirt," Tiger replied as everyone knows Tiger Woods always wears red on Day 4.

"Hey," Rocco said, "today is Monday, you always wear red on Sunday!" Mediate admitted that not only was he not making a transparent attempt to get inside Tiger's head, he knew that nobody can really get inside Tigers head.

Both came back from deficits, but in the end, Mr. Woods hit one more clutch putt and took home the trophy, his 14th career Major. He's only four behind Jack Nicklaus now, and it really is his birthright to be the greatest golfer of all time.

But for this years US Open, there were actually three winners. Woods won the tournament, Mediate won respect and admiration from his peers, and the fans won too.

Everybody went home happy, and no one was seeing red.

 

Tiger's Tale
June 16, 2008

I am writing the blog just minutes after Tiger Woods has sunk a long birdie putt to force a playoff against Rocco Mediate in the US Open at Torrey Pines. Unlike other tournaments, it is not a sudden death playoff, but rather an 18-hole match on Monday for the right to win this prestigious major.

Tiger of course will be the prohibitive favorite but Circa 2008, that doesn't seem to mean a lot. First the New England Patriots found out the hard way after falling to the NY Giants in the final seconds of Super Bowl XXII. Nobody, and I mean nobody thought New England would lose a game this season when they started their roll, but they did.

Meanwhile last week Big Brown was prohibitive favorite to win the first Triple-Crown since 1978. And, after Casino Drive was a scratch due to injury it was believed that no other horse in the Belmont Field could run with Big Brown. But, alas, the favorite didn't win, but rather a 38-1 longshot did.

By the time I update this blog on Tuesday June 17th, we'll know the results so I'm sticking my neck out and predicting the favorite will not prevail. Rocco Mediate has played steady golf, while Tiger has run the gamut from throwing clubs, kicking his bag and stomping his foot...to the open-ended joy of dropping some miracle shots.

Past is prologue, I am expecting the unexpected and if I'm wrong, we'll revisit it Wednesday.

I don't however, think I'm wrong...


Choke or Comeback?
June 13, 2008

When the Celtics trailed by 24 points Thursday night, even announcer Jeff Van Gundy said, "I'll go out on a limb and say this series is going to be tied at 2-2.

Van Gundy's work has been solid, and he's been humorous as well but he wasn't joking here. For the LA Lakers to blow a lead of that size at home where they're 9-0 during the playoffs is unfathomable! But, it happened.

This series is living up to the hype but for all the wrong reasons. Frankly, it's been dull but I can't stop watching. People in Boston must be going crazy, they're have a renaissance like no other. The New England Patriots and the Boston Red Sox have been off the hook, and now their beloved Celtics are about to deliver their first NBA crown since 1985. Yes, they were there in 1987, but lost to the Lakers.

It's not over yet, but I bet even Jeff Van Gundy doesn't think the Lakers can rally to win three straight. That's my way of going out on a limb.


Once a Kid, always a Kid
June 11, 2008

When Ken Griffey Jr. hit his 600th home run the other night, it seemed like it played to little or no fanfare. Maybe it's because the story didn't involve steroids, HGH, the cream and the clear, a DUI, a gambling charge, another DUI, failure to pay child support, or any other nefarious headline.

The 'Kid' as he was once known is a lock to be a first ballot Hall-of-Famer. First, 600 is the new 500. But more importantly most astute observers feel that had this young man been able to stay healthy, he'd probably be chasing Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron and Barry Bonds as we speak.

Think I'm joking? ...Think again.

In the last several years alone due to injury he's missed over 450 games, and that means at least 2,000 plate appearances. Given the fact he's averaged a Home Run every 16 at-bats or so, it's safe to say he'd have another 140 roundtrippers at least.

So, were left to wonder what might have been. But the good news is that no injury can keep him from Cooperstown. That's more than you can say for other luminaries like Rose, Conseco,Clemens, Palmeiro, et al. Frankly were left to wonder what might have been for them too, had they not partaken allegedly (ha!) in extracurricular enhancements.

The Kid is clean and home free, and ironically it only appeared on the back pages.

Go figure...


The Circle of Life
June 9, 2008

In the afterglow of the Detroit Red Wings Stanley Cup celebration, a nice little story emerged but you first you have to travel back to 1997 with me to get the origin.

Longtime legendary Wings announcer Bruce Martyn had retired the year before and in all his years had never gotten to call a Stanley Cup Final. First-year man Ken Kal knew the Wings were on the verge of sweeping the Flyers as they took a 3-0 lead in the series, so in Game 4 he called Martyn and invited him to broadcast the 2nd period of the deciding Game 4. It was a gesture that was terrific.

Fast forward to last Wednesday's Game 6 decider against Pittsburgh. Kal had laryngitis so badly that his backup, Ken Daniels was pressed into service and did a fine job as Kal's backup until 17 seconds to go in the game.

He beckoned for Ken Kal to make the final call announcing the Wings Stanley Cup victory and Kal did just that, proving that on the ice and even in the booth, the Detroit Red Wings have featured the best teamwork in Hockey since 1997.


Are the Rays for real?
June 6, 2008

They've been lost in the shuffle. The hockey and basketball playoffs have garnered the attention of sports fans and unless you live in Tampa, Florida you may not have noticed there might be another upstart champion in the making. They have young strong arms, a great defense, off the charts athleticism and they're learning how to win. The Boston Red Sox are in their way but take a look at how things have shaped up this millennium as far as the World Series.

Expansion teams Arizona and the Florida Marlins captured titles in 2001 and 2003 respectively. The Angels got their first ever World Championship in 2002. Meanwhile the White Sox broke their 60 year drought in 2005. And the Red Sox broke their 95-year curse in 2004 and came back to repeat the feat again last season. Meanwhile the St. Louis Cardinals won in 2006 after winning only 83 games that season.

So, before you pooh-pooh the 'Boys of Hurricane Season' just remember that so far this century, every single team that wasn't supposed to win it all, did just that...

It's going to be a long, hot summer.

Play Ball!


Did Flip flop?
June 4, 2008

In July 2005 Flip Saunders was hired to coach the Detroit Pistons. He succeeded Larry Brown and was given a 4-year deal. After going 176-70 in three seasons and making it to the Conference finals every year, he was fired.

That's the way of the sportsworld now. Win or you're out, there are no moral victories, there are no atta-boys, unless of course you're Jerry Sloan or Red Klotz.

The truth is, I don't think GM Joe Dumars really wanted to fire Flip Saunders. He's a very good coach that never really got his props. He's smart, and he's not a bad guy to work for, he just ran up against three straight teams that wanted it more than his team did. If Boston wins it all, then Flip will have the consolation of knowing that it took the eventual World Champion to eliminate his troops in two of the three years.

Shed no tears for Mr. Saunders. In this day and age of $4.00/gallon gas, foreclosures, unemployment and general malaise, Saunders will have enough money for the next several Saunders generations.

But for now, he has no job...


Can it live up to the hype?
June 2, 2008

Sometimes things really do go according to plan. Just remember you can plan everything but the outcome. Even I can't make up my own mind. After declaring Boston champions eight weeks ago, I threw them under the bus Friday. Then they go out and clinch, on the road! in Detroit! in six games!

Pick your own story angle before Thursday... Can Kobe win one without Shaq? Can Phil 'Big Chief Triangle' Jackson win his 10th? Can Kevin Garnett get his 1st? Will Paul Pierce's patience pay off? (Just last year he was part of a team that lost 18 in a row!) Will Ray Allen stay hot?

Will Doc Rivers be vindicated? Will Red Auerbach spin in his grave? Meanwhile Laker GM Mitch Kupchak must be pinching himself so he doesn't wake up. Last year at this time his star was on National Radio demanding a trade, his boss was getting pinched for a DWI and Pau was some guy in Memphis that was playing second fiddle to Elvis.

Boston-LA, can it live up to the hype? How can it NOT live up to the hype!?


Be Careful What you Wish For
May 30, 2008

It's the series nobody predicted at the beginning of the year, it's the series the Network executives want, but for the fans, if the Celtics end up playing the Lakers in the Finals, I believe it will everything I think it wasn't... and less.

I know in an earlier blog prior to the start of the playoffs, I said Boston would meet LA in the finals and win. I take a mulligan. After watching KG and company cause their 17 point lead to evaporate like an ice cube on a 140 degree day in the Mohave desert, I'm sorry, but this group is not ready for Prime Time.

Their collective basketball IQ at times, is brutal. They pass up open shots, they commit ridiculous fouls, they attempt passes that are high on style points and low on efficiency and when they get a lead, they play 'not to lose! Listen to Jeff Van Gundy, he's been spot-on with his analysis.

Do you really want to see that? There will be no drama, Boston really can't win on the road in this year's tournament, and the Lakers will simply scare them off the court. I respect that Danny Ainge's experiment has worked until now, but the finals are a whole different animal.

Of course the green and white still has to beat the Pistons one more time, and that won't be easy. And I don't think Parish, McHale, Bird, DJ or Ainge are walking through that door anytime soon.

Now Detroit and LA? A replay of 1988, 1989, and 2004? Lower ratings for sure, but better games that would be more hotly contested for the fans...That's for sure, too.


Not A Good Time Charlie
May 27, 2008

I've had about enough of Charlie Weis. First, he strolls into town as the sanctimonious voice of reason and in his first three years, he goes 22-15, yet manages to get himself about a 40 year extension. In case you've forgotten, his predecessor Tyrone Willingham went 21-15 and was given a one-way ticket out of town.

Ironically, he has managed to avoid any scrutiny regarding spygate, lest we forget as the Offensive Coordinator of the New England Patriots, ostensibly he benefitted the most from any unauthorized film.

When asked last week he shrugged off reporters in typical Weis arrogant fashion. Notre Dame had better start to take note. Gerry Faust was a good man that was in over his head. Lou Holtz is the consummate winner, but tarnished the Golden Dome with some questionable activity.

Weis is not a good guy in my book and he can't win, not a good parlay.

This will be an interesting season. There are only two types of fans in life: Those who love Notre Dame, and those who hate Notre Dame. Right now Charlie Weis is on the clock, and in the meantime, I don't like him...


The Shot Seen around the world
May 23, 2008

It's turning out to not be such a good year for Chelsea... Clinton, or the Chelsea Soccer Club. In a dramatic finish against Manchester United Wednesday, Captain John Terry needed only to make a PK and it would've been game, set, match.

Not so fast. A Moscow crowd of 70,000 that featured 40,000 transients from England guffawed, cheered, cried, screamed and probably lost their minds as either their favorite team won, or lost and it showed that soccer can be relevant.

In 90 degree heat in Southern California people congregated in bars and eating establishments in the early AM and they wouldn't have done it if they didn't care.

Given today's immense media coverage, and worldwide instant access to information, John Terry's missed PK has made soccer relevant again... At least for now.